Whorenado

A giant, out of control clash or convening women (generally, though not exclusively), scantily and garishly clad, loud, grating, tacky, meddlesome, troublesome, attention mongering, and perfumed to high hell. No heel under 6 inches, no shorts past any portion of the thigh. There will be jangles, there will be bangles. Bridezilla vs. The Mother of Honeybooboo! These phenomena have the potential to take on mythological, folkloric proportions, rarely documented by humankind, as most all sensible humanity runs for the everluvin' hills and does not peer into the whites of their soulless eyes.... Sometimes a Whorenado can effect a relatively net beneficial result, for example, such as in a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus concert: just good clean fun. Or say a Gucci truck overturns on the turnpike... leather goods for everyone! Saving husbands, boyfriends, sugardaddies and pimps untold millions! Not to be confused with a hodeo (see defs.), the Polar Whoretex or the Whoremaggedon.