Whitney
A damn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don't believe in love at first sight. She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name. A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed. Basically the perfect woman. Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her. Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone. By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
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