White Trash

White trash, or as my family calls them, "The Great Unwashed", are not limited to locations such as trailer parks in the Southern United States, or even the United States in general. Wherever there is a large white population, the white trash follows and settles in like a virus. I would wish to add to the list of white trash symptoms: *Several stolen shopping carts laying in front of a decrepit trailer, house, or apartment. *Swimming in street clothes. *Membership to organizations such as the Ku Klux Klan. *Engaging in loud arguments with relatives while at the supermarket, wal mart, or any other public place. *Hanging around outside your old high school for years after graduating/dropping out. *Taunting passers-by from the front porch or car. *Getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant at a young age. (The Great Unwashed actually have twice as many generations as the rest of the population. For example, the generation gap for most decent human beings tend to be a span of about 30 years. The white trash generation gap is usually 15. Thus, a white trash mother and her crotch-fruit could both be members of the same "normal" generation , baby boomers, gen x, gen y, if not very close.) BUt I digress... *Riding in a car with one or both feet out the window. *Stealing the most random objects off someone's lawn. *Driving a car with Tazmanian Devil or Yosemite Sam mud flaps. *Using welfare money that really should be used to feed the kids and pay the bills/rent to instead get a giant TV from rent-a-center and buy drugs/alcahol. *Not everyone who shops at thrift stores are white trash, but their presence is heavy. *Appearing on Jerry Springer, Montel, or Cops.