White Sox
a team that is desperatly chased by people who have nothing better to do with thier time. they lost thier very first home opener in comiskey to st. luis as they were shut out, poor guys embarrased a brand new field, then the park closes again for some reconstruction and upon its grand re-opening the sox blew it again against cleveland then in the very first morning game ever in comisky, they lose to texas, poor fans cant they celabrate one milstone for the park at least? well not really the new comisky park opens and on the very first game played there they lose to the tigers, 16-0 they won the world seris for the 2005 season, lets celebrate!!!! since the last time they won it was in 1917 yep that was an 88 year wait. wait did i forget the 1918 world series? oh yeah the one where eight of them sold out, well there ya go continuing with the history of selling out they also change thier stadium name to honor the great u.s. celluler company, wow what pride. so far they have only made 4 world series appearances, in 1906, 1917, 1918, and 2005. if history repeats itself, we may have to wait another 88 years for them to win, seeing that they didnt make it to the playoffs in 2006, (the same way they did in 1917-1918) wich they also started off the season in first place all the way until it really mattered, past the all-star game, when they fell to the tigers, and eventually out of the wild card race. i dont know about you, but with a record like that i really wouldn't brag about it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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