Western Tech Mug
The home of the smartest and most flasy gangstas of the Maryland region. They are not only known for a wide array of book knowledge but street smarts to rival any kid that grew up in Jamacia Queens. Also home to the smartest athletes in the state of Maryland so if you need a hooper or a football player hit us up. We make people look stupid without a second thought if you say something the wrong way you will hear about it for the next month. We coined the phrases NO!, and Housed. If you not down with us we are not down with you. There is a small section of those that do not affiliate with the hip-hop culture so pertinent at our school, they my friend are the social outcasts. We rock long tees, fitted caps, air forces, throwbacks, chains and flights may as well be our team issued varsity jackets cuz every athlete has at least one, please don't pop your collar or it will be swiftly removed from your shirt. We all have bass to knock the windows off of your moms windstar from miles away. Class is a breeze and makes college life easy, we work hard and get the stuff done in record times. No one can touch us on school exams state wide so don't try. Homecoming is the biggest time of the year even moreso than prom with the football team pep rally. We then go on to the brighest and best colleges in America to play collegiate sports, tear up the classroom and party it up all while still maintaining the best grades. As I said before, we are the hardest, the best the smartest. If you cant hang with that then you obviously didn't get accepted in the first place and couldn't manage to get in later as a transfer. In other words if you don't go here you will never understand so don't try. We rule Bmore theres no denying it. So if you from the Tech stand up. And if you ain't you don't have anything to say so sit down, shut up and watch hows its supposed to be done. 1
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
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