weitzel
A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
Looks great and quick delivery
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
It was the best thing I could have asked for
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
Great mug, she loved it
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