weeble

a weeble is a big boned, big bellied or a being with a big appetite. Often found in the Frac fields or Oil sand's feasting and gorging on anything edible. Their natural habitat is at work camps gobbling down copious amounts of food. They have a unique ability to constantly eat only allowing their jaws to stop chewing for a single breathe of oxygen. Lazy like a marsupial that lives in the trees of their food source weebles are alike, they often can be found carrying, lugging, hauling their massive food caches around with them wherever they go. - Weebles are friendly while eating but can become aggressive when their food source is threatened or lack of food exists. - If you have or know a weeble you should make sure you keep it well fed or the potential for a personal weeble attack will heighten with each second the weeble is without food. - do not pet weebles.