Warwick
(The Real Compton)PENNSYLVANIA often mistaken for philadelphia this gutter of a town is home to more gang bangers and rap superstars than Snoop could ever hate on. There are 14 Martin Luther King BLVD's in Warwick PA and Three 13th streets. Warwick is home to the #1 and #4 members of the Latino Heat and The infamous WOOSHKA gang, which was developed in 95' after a massive brawl at Warwick Elementary. Dice can often be seen thrown on the East Side near master GWAN's home. Christmas lights have a lifespan of 47 minutes as the ADD CRU often patrols the streets, abolishing any chance of Christmas Cheer. In order to insure no one was seriously injured in gang wars, The Central Bucks School District found it necessary to split this town into 18 parts, sending them to 12 different highschools, and rotating the secotrs every half year. There is much White on White Crime. Warwick is the only place in PA where it is legal to buy fireworks but it is illegal to sell them. UNICEF boxees are not permitted in this town. The town is in the process of entering the sport of "ultimate Tree Jumping" into the olympics and/or x games. 3 eisodes of True life: im from compton were filed in Warwick PA. In Warwick there are few minorites but everyone is black. Early Years: Prior to the take over of Warwick Pennsylvania by the ADD CRU this place very nice suburb with friendly neighbors and much love. This is no longer the case as Mizarsh sweetTOOTH GWAN The Firm and El KneeGROW (the blackest) have stripped this town of its morality. It's always raining in WARWICK we cant forget about the warwick powleece...
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