Warnfest
The process of deliberately warning a screen name on AOL Instant Messenger to 100%. The first major operation of AIM mobocracy began in Christmas 2001, when the Warriorzhaoyun brothers stole all of Bakos de Lowang’s screen names in two days and warned them all to 100%. This attack galvanized the dawn of a new era. Organized Warnfest officially began in June 2002, when the Taiwanger brothers allied with at least seven other people to warn unsuspicious people online. It was known as Warnfest 2k2. 37 screen names eventually fell victim to the movement. Other notable participants include Jackichen007, Tsaoweihan brothers, Surgeman721, Karolynius, and Italian General Bakos de Lowang. Tiberius Lowang initially fought against Warnfest 2k2 alone and scored several hits against its members. Two months later, Tiberius was invited to join this group and contributed to the war effort. Warnfest 2k2 fell apart in November 2002, when HumanPeople from Centerville used Jackiechen to warn several Warnfest members. Active members such as Bakos de Lowang, Tsaoweihan, IndependentBoy, Sixsages, and Tiberius Lowang broke off from the group and established a separate alliance. War ensued. The new group, equipped with better cloning programs, soundly defeated the original Warnfest 2k2 group by warning most of their screen names to 100%. As a result, two different groups laid claim to the title of Warnfest 2k3 after New Year’s Day of 2003. Reconciliation of the two groups did not occur until April 2003. Tiberius Lowang was the most active member this year and scored 24 hits alone. The highlight of this war was the February Offensive, when Tiberius warned Karolynius with Talwanger, Taiwanger with Karolynnius, and Surgeman721 himself with Surgemen721. Another interesting event of this period was the attack against academia. Two warnfestors got Ahrnsjj to 80% by pretending to be three of his former students. A state of war still exists between him and the warnfestors responsible for this attack. Operation Bandar was the highlight of Warnfest2k3. Italian General Bakos de Lowang and German General Tiberius Lowang (the names were different back then because these two did not play War until late August of 2003) spent three months in an attempt to steal Surgeman721’s screen name. The first attempt ended miserably. On July 22, 2003, Bakos de Lowang tried again and successfully changed the screen name-affiliated email addresses at the victim’s house. Tiberius Lowang then proceeded to commandeer all of Surgeman721’s screen names. Most of these were returned after school began, but some were permanently lost during the transaction. During this time, Bakos de Lowang was attacked again and lost all of his screen names, prematurely ending his Warnfest career for the year. Warnfest 2k4 started auspiciously with the New Year’s Offensive in which Tiberius Lowang warned up five screen names just by saying “happy new year” and engaging in a random conversation. Starting early February, Tiberius Lowang launched Operation Mordor, a sustained attack against Arganduril6 and all of his other screen names. The attack was successful and his warning level stayed above 50% for five days. A state of war still exists between the two as of April 12, 2004.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
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We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
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