Warlock
Sometimes referred to as a "Man Witch", this hideous creature resides among us all. Most of them take the form of a normal human being. It is most identifiable by it's extensive use of the words: "Fellas" and "Gang." Although they disguise themselves as humans another tell tale sign of a warlock is it's shadow. In the shadow you will notice a very long witch like nose. If you are in the presence of a warlock your most efficient defense is to jab at him with a sturdy chimney brush. There is one known case when a warlock was caught. A trap was set up containing whitebread with Frank's hot sauce. No one knows why warlocks love to eat just straight bread with hot sauce. It is believed that warlocks use this and tomatoes, cereal, syrup, bread crumbs, coconuts, tangerines, and a gallon of oil to brew up their infamous bombardo soup. After an encounter with a warlock it is recommended to immediately contact Judge Stevens to take him out. If Judge Stevens can't be reached you can call his associate Chuck Norris.
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