Walter
Walter is a guy who seems innocent and seems like a good guy, but behind the mask he is a truly evil person. Walter spends his freetime ''hunting'' animals and ''extinguishing fires'' by participating in volunteer fire department. They may seem like innocent hobbies, but behind them hides a dark secret. Walter likes to shotgun innocent animals full of lead out of sheer entertainment, to keep his psychopatic disorder under control. He also likes to run like a hooligan into burning buildings to build up his adrenaline and feel his skin burn, because he is a masochist and likes pain. Walter weighs around 130kgs because he likes to consume the flesh of innocent children that he keeps in his basement and makes shishkebab out of. Walter rides a shitty Aprilia moped that can barely move under his extreme weight, and he likes to consume extraordinary amounts of caffeine to keep him awake and his mind concentrated while he is fulfilling his evil deeds. Walter also likes to drink heavy amounts of alcohol, frying his last braincells even more. Walter also likes to make shitty taxidermies that look like mongoloids. All in all you should never associate with a Walter, he may seem like a decent guy, but behind his mask hides an evil psychopath out to cause harm to the innocent.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
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