wall kid

the absolute top of the social ladder. wall kids must be attractive unless he/she is a friend of a good looking wall kid. wall kids have the privilege of not having to try hard in school. it is universally accepted that a wall kid will get a football scholarship to any college he wants. all female wall kids are future gold diggers. wall kids generally dont give a flying fuck about anything. the wall is a highly exclusive society. nobody may enter the wall without a wall pass. to get a wall pass, you must be good at sports, a heavy drinker, good at snowboarding, or be a devout born-again christian. no wall pass will be issued to anybody who does not go out and get wasted every weekend and then go to church on sunday and think that god has forgiven them. wall kids are frequent church goers and often post scripture as their facebook status. the wall has many layers to it. at the heart of the wall is the wall royalty. on the outskirts of the wall are the dusty daves. these people are not welcome and get no poon. the front row at all sporting events is reserved for the wall kids. in a nutshell, wall kids are better than you. if you are a normal person, looking a wall kid in the eye is punishable by death.