Waffle Mug
Appearance:Fried hair from straightening&dying;wear oversized hoop earrings,too much bronzer&oily eyeliner,glittery lip plumper;have shirts so tight you can see the outline of their belly button rings;wear pushup bras 1 size too big with so much padding they feel like tennis balls;wear tight Hollister t-shirts or "waffle" material henleys that always show cleavage;they always sport jeans that are light faded wash&so tight you can see the outline of their g-strings;wear light colored Sperrys;wear perfume that is sickeningly sweet(example-Cotton Candy Bubble Gum Icing) Characteristics:Always surrounded by others of its kind,waffles calls their friends "bitch","betch","slut","ho","whore","skank" as terms of love;use the acronyms O.M.G.,G.T.F.O.,W.T.F.,S.T.F.U.,etc.;draw pictures with magic markers in huge bubble letters for their "bitches";never educated on fashion,music,world events,or culture(a waffle wouldn't know Christian Louboutin from Marc Jacobs);they like pop music&pretending they are badass for listening to it;they edit their pictures with hearts or mainstream song lyrics or "i luv my bf 4eva";waffles have phone covers that say things like "princess";Myspace profiles covered in neon&their about me's say"I HATE drama";they secretely all want to be Pussycat Dolls;they either date many boys for short periods of time or date one boy long term but may cheat on him or be cruel to him;they are always mean to other girls&thrive on non-physical fights;they also cry&whine
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
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