waffle

A newly created religion which involves complete devotion to waffles. There are 10 basic pillars known as 'The ten Wafflements' This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions. Our god is not a figure but merely an object. It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day, it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom. It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves and our friends and family. To show your faith to the waffle god it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself into a flat waffle. It has spoken, now its your turn!