Vodka Mom Mug
A mother who discreetly uses vodka as a “mother's little helper” because it's the most easily disguisable alcoholic beverage. Typically sports well-groomed hair, fresh lipstick and enormous sunglasses at all times to hide sunken, bloodshot eyes. Speaks in a carefully enunciated manner to cover up any telltale slurring. Quickly fluctuates from being embarrassingly effusive (e.g. “Oh look at my baby, all grown up and going to prom. Come give me a big kiss!”) to having angry outbursts that may include a threat to “knock you into next Christmas” or the hurling of whatever object is within arm's reach at the target of her ire. Recognizable by her carefully crafted appearance intended to maintain the illusion of being “pulled together”, a Vodka Mom is, in fact, always at least “half in the bag”.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane