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For some time Vasodomy has remained an obscure word known only to those who practice it. As the most prevalent practitioners are arrogant bald men with a control complex, it is indeed quite amazing that half the male population does not already know it. Vasodomy is the act of a bald man, upon placing butter (margarine will suffice if you're health conscious) onto his scalp, using his lubed up head to anally penetrate another person. Some believe that the term arose from the little known Norwegian god Va, who was the god of baldness and sexual prowess. Vasodomy is not necessarily the reserve of men, some women, Gail Porter for example, have the tools for the job. It has been suggested that the true aim of Vasodomy is for the victim (the vasodomised) to be penetrated so hard by the attacker (the vasodomiser) that he has no choice but to cough up his own testicles.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!

Andrew O.Jan 2
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Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂

TiaJan 2

Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.

Hans C.Jan 1

I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again

Benjamin P.Jan 1
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Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.

Big D.Jan 1

Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

yo m.Jan 1
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Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.

Bradley J.Jan 1
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Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!

karen b.Dec 31
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Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex

Cole M.Dec 31
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As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.

Etan N.Dec 31
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Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!

JULIE K.Dec 30
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Review by Rhodrey S.

The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build

Rhodrey S.Dec 30
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Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.

EveryoneDec 30

Great gift!

Christina S.Dec 29
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A little spendy, but worth it.

Richard D.Dec 29
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My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!

Nima K.Dec 29
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It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.

Kyle BirchfieldDec 28

It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.

Bill W.Dec 28
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I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!

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