Vannia Mug
Vannia is the kind of girl you want to be with all your life, the one who will help you fulfill all your dreams and fantasies. Having a Vannia in your life gives the same feeling as being in heaven without having to enter it, the most incredible and unique person you will find on the entire face of the earth without a doubt must be a Vannia. She has the body of a Greek goddess and does not hesitate to use it against you, combining her attributes with her power of seduction and her adorable nymphomania. Vannia is a caress on the soul and on the penis. Never let go of a Vannia (If you have one) and if you don't have one, find her NOW, she will be your best friend, your confidant, your lover, your gym and even your accomplice. Without a doubt, having a Vannia is the best thing that can happen to you in life, her hypnotic eyes will catch you like a fish in nets and you will have no choice but to succumb to her charm. Vannia is heaven and hell at the same time, obsessing over her can be a double-edged sword, as she requires a lot of freedom and is quite independent, but once you have her, she will be yours forever. PS: my Vannia is the best <3 VANNIA IF YOU SEE THIS I LOVE YOU, attends the churrumais.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.