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When a sexually adventurous person suddenly goes very, very vanilla with a new partner, usually someone they want to have a long term relationship with.The abandoned practices could be non-monogamous stuff like polyamory, or alternative practices like oral, anal, sexting, cosplay, BDSM, roleplay, or other fetishes. Often accompanied by a general reduction in sexual activity. Importantly, it's the formerly adventurous partner, not their mate, who makes this decision. Depending on the situation, they might think they've grown up, or that sex in long term relationships should be different, or shame in their own kinks, or feeling that their mate is "pure" and they don't want to corrupt them. For many, the real reason is that they have found a partner who they see as a good life partner but secretly aren't all that attracted to sexually. A clear sign of vanillazoning is if after a breakup the partner goes right back to the sexual practices they'd abandoned. Related to being friendzoned, where implied romance is used to lure someone into a purely platonic friendship. Both concepts have in common the idea that one partner is deceiving the other about the nature of their intimacy in an attempt to secure their preferred relationship type. This is made worse if the kinky partner's kink was what attracted the mate in the first place. Unlike the friendzone, both genders are equally likely to do this.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
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Word on front, definition on back
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!

Christina A.Sep 5
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This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.

Adrienne D.Sep 5
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Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.

Blue ZinniaSep 2

The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!

SUSAN S.Sep 2
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This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.

Gyro Z.Sep 2

Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!

Vroman W.Sep 1
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Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day

#2Sep 1

It was fantastic very good quality.

Andrew D.Aug 31
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Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.

Suzanne R.Aug 30
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The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!

Kaye D.Aug 29
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ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.

John CockensAug 29

Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!

John W.Aug 28

It understands me. this mug has treated me better than any girl i've ever dated, and every bro i've chilled in the same bed with. we've been though thick and thin, but mostly thicc. i used to be depressed, but now this mug holds my existential fears so i dont need to carry them with me. i even wrote a song about my mug: mary had a little mug, e-i-e-i-o how i wonder what you are, floppy dongs near and far, cherri had a real thicc mug, e-i-e-i-despaci-to

Logan P.Aug 27

Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!

Ben DoverAug 27

It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.

Etan N.Aug 26
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Review by Lori S.

Love it!! So true!!

Lori S.Aug 24
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I love 💕 mugs ☘️! These are so lovable. Thanks! I love the urban dictionary writers too.

Alexandra O.Aug 24
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The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.

Jeanne H.Aug 24
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