Vanessa
A queen, a true beauty. a real 'mamacita'; she is the hottest woman on this planet! blows you away at first site! Damn, a puerto rican godess with a body like a fine tuned spanish guitar. Heads will turn when she walks into the room. Incredible presence, tastefully stylish and very classy. Remarkably elegant and undeniably sexy. Always appropriate. One in a million and a head above all the rest. Marc Anthony and Grey Goose succumb to her every whim. However, don't underestimate her for a minute...she's sharper than a knife and will cut you down in a minute. She can work a 9-5 like no other and then burn up the dance floor and melt hearts with the movement of her hips. All in all. she is worth more than her weight in gold with a heart of gold to match and the most loyal friend anyone wish they had. Just don't mess with her!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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