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Sanguinarian. A human that derives their energy from blood. Corrections: Only SENSITIVE to sunlight Garlic is friendly Crosses, some sangs are Christians Stakes, kill anyone Bats, no the transformation (You must be born and awakened. Awakening means, coming to the realisation that you are a Sanguinarian.) What the legends got sorta correct: Increased strength (can beat pretty much anyone in an arm wrestle) Better sight ( They were caught reading in dim or no light.) Better hearing (can hear the whine of the lights and/or the buzz of the TV without straining to listen) Better smell Empathic limited precognition Drink blood (using either blood from packaged meat or from a willing donor. Only taking a tablespoon amount) Nocturnal (daymare for teens awakening because of school running during only the day time. Most are seen resting their head on the desk, when the teach isn't looking) Above average intelligence (controlling the bloodthirst is considered to be harder than starvation and/or giving up cocaine. It takes a level of brain activity to outsmart it each time) Pale Cold skin Slow heartbeat Things you may not know they suffer from: Nausea Hot/cold flashes Shivers Paranoia Depression Blurred eyes Stomach pain Higher risk of allergies Blood dreams The lingo: Twoof - strongest blood urge (if your sang says she's gonna twoof or she is, get yourself out) Mundane - someone not currently suffering from the sanguine condition Black swan - donor
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