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Sanguinarian. A human that derives their energy from blood. Corrections: Only SENSITIVE to sunlight Garlic is friendly Crosses, some sangs are Christians Stakes, kill anyone Bats, no the transformation (You must be born and awakened. Awakening means, coming to the realisation that you are a Sanguinarian.) What the legends got sorta correct: Increased strength (can beat pretty much anyone in an arm wrestle) Better sight ( They were caught reading in dim or no light.) Better hearing (can hear the whine of the lights and/or the buzz of the TV without straining to listen) Better smell Empathic limited precognition Drink blood (using either blood from packaged meat or from a willing donor. Only taking a tablespoon amount) Nocturnal (daymare for teens awakening because of school running during only the day time. Most are seen resting their head on the desk, when the teach isn't looking) Above average intelligence (controlling the bloodthirst is considered to be harder than starvation and/or giving up cocaine. It takes a level of brain activity to outsmart it each time) Pale Cold skin Slow heartbeat Things you may not know they suffer from: Nausea Hot/cold flashes Shivers Paranoia Depression Blurred eyes Stomach pain Higher risk of allergies Blood dreams The lingo: Twoof - strongest blood urge (if your sang says she's gonna twoof or she is, get yourself out) Mundane - someone not currently suffering from the sanguine condition Black swan - donor
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
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