Valvados
Yaoi Queen. There was a story of his greatness, he who would cleanse the land of dirt and grind and spread the teachings of Yaoi. He was once thought to be the Son of Yaoi-Oh!, the creator of Yaoist, the art of sexualized manga characthers. Yaoi Queen is actually the son of the God of Yaoism, Spartanus. Yaoi Queen's task is to bring the world Yaoi and let their hearts open to the possibility of become one with him, the state of mind called YaoiVana la Valisca. There the world of thought is like basking in human ejaculation and saliva. The scents of fresh fruit and honey overwhelm the mind for an eternal orgasm. Valvados, the queen fairy, the prophet of pimp, ladyboy of lust, wearing a loincloth of slick that tickles the genitalia as well as the medulla oblongata, rides a carriage dragged by men whose images invoke Inu-Yasha, Link, Iori and others will bring forth a wave of love to open the minds of evil doers everywhere. Praise be to Valvados, our yaoi queen, our prince of peniality, may the yaoi-ism be with you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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