Urban Imitation Disease

WHAT IS U.I.D (UID) which typically infects young males. Those infected with UID are struck with an inexplicable urge to imitate everything they see in rap videos or hear in rap music. One of the earliest symptoms of infection is the narrowing of one musical preference to rap and hip hop alone. In this early stage the brain begins to pluck out phrases that are repeated and incorporate them in to the persons every day life and chances the chemical make up of a persons brain I call this the audible stage, in this stage there speech starts to be unrecognizable to the normal population. Person infected will typically use imaginary words like crunk ,wylinout, ballin and prtizzle . These phrases will often be strung to gather in a sentence like form. For example : that partizzle was crunk we was ballin and wylinout of control .Which loosely translates in English to : The party I went to was great I had a wonderful time I got a little drunk I was the life of the party. In the most advanced audible stage there is no recognizable word from the English language. The next stage is the visual stage which starts out will settle changes in dress such as the way one wears there hat or jeans. Their hat bill may be straight but the hat is most definitely turned to the side or to the back often will price sticker still attached .the jeans are usually worn low or sagged. I have found this is a good way to judge how advanced the visual stage is. For example the lower the pants rest, the more advanced the stage. Note, also in the terminal stage there may be 1 to 3 pairs of shorts exposed above the jeans. Once these signs are evident, a diagnosis can be made.