Umberto's Mug
Also known as "Scumbertos", it is the home of Silvio and extremely shitty pizza, with your choice of topping including dirty toenails, pubic hair, or Silvio's nasty saliva. They also have the peutrid garlic puffs, made of absolute grease. And as you wait for your meal, take your time to read the crappy poem of the world's shittiest garlic puffs, you might find that you lose your appetite immediatly and/or just shake your head. You will find that not only kids eat here for going out to lunch, but you will also find lazy workers who seek a time off from there horrible job. Ask Silvio's great assistant (If you are unable to identify him, he's the one who hasn't shaved for a week and has a grey comb over, greasy shirt, and terrible accent) for anything and listen for the abnoxious "TWO PUFF" no matter what you order. If you would like to come here, come to Fair Haven and you will spot it right next to the fake shitty Number 1 Chinese.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.