ultimate frisbee

There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer. Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics. Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do. You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit. There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5) Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID