Two Text Tim
A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible. He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you. He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts. Two Text Tim: hey Girl: hi how are you?! TTT: good u? Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight! TTT: cool * two hours later* TTT: hey .... OR TTT: hey Girl: hey what’s up?! TTT: I had a bad day Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why? TTT: (no response) *two days later* TTT: hey
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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