Twitter is an absolute dumpster fire. From the moment you create an account to the final seconds before you delete it and free yourself from hell online, there is literally no end to the grease stains who use the site. For one thing you have the SJWs, the migrants from Tumblr who follow their favorite porn artists and leave an absolute wreck wherever they go. They're condescending, over-analytical, and wouldn't know how to shut the fuck up if it backhanded them. Then you have the porn artists they followed to Twitter in the first place. It takes manpower to analyze every photo or video that goes onto adult sites to make sure it's not illegal. Either Twitter has no moderation at all or it is entirely directed at shit that doesn't need moderating, because the sheer volume of NSFW work that goes unchecked is impressive and upsetting. And then you have people who should have no platform at all on the grounds that they are extremely problematic and are just nasty people in general. Actual pedophiles are allowed a platform to the dismay of normal people who would immediately remove said platform. You've got your racists and homophobes on the site, too, as with every site that allows people to write things, but what makes Twitter stand out is its inability to give a fuck. An average day on Twitter is the symbolic equivalent of taking a watery shit into a Boeing 757's engine, then laughing in delight as it sprays at anything and everything it can cover.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
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