twilight
Twilight is the worst movie in the history of vampires, pigeons, werewolves, mortals and MLIAers. It causes people to either hate or want to marry anyone with the name Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. It has made millions of dollars that could be used to benefit the charity of "helping Scottish orphans learn how to unfold their napkins properly". Thanks to twilight, Scottish orphans are suffering. If you like twilight, you are an insane, psycho, coco-snot covered imbecile without a whif of peanut butter in your derrier who will end up as an orthepedic shoe salesman when the world ends in 2012. If you or a loved one likes twilight, please see a doctor immediately. You can get help. Twilight is the cause of the following issues in our society: recession junk at where ever shopping items are sold straws in beluga whaleholes job loss OBAMA gassy Mexican food Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite. Some synonyms are: waste of time idiotic movie stupid fad opposite of the movie, vampires suck flamingo headed gumbo Antonyms are: Amazing movie Fabuolous trend good use of time Vampires Suck chocolate
The Urban Dictionary Mug
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
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