Twilight
The twilight series is an excellent example of EPIC FAIL. Stephanie Meyer is just a loser that writes total shite. I read the first book just to see what all the fuss was about and wow. i could not believe how completely terrible it was it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST! more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse. im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking HAPPY MEAL!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing. um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!? Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI TEAM NOSFERATU FOR THE WIN!! oh and one more thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
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These mugs are supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Got it quick and husband loves it
I love seeing my name of coffee mug ☕️ also they describer very well biiftu means sunshine 🌞 ♥️🙌🏽
i love this mug it made me so happy
Why soooo accurateee😩
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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