Twilight
a poorly written book written by stephanie meyer. the entire twilight saga is this way. the books are incredibly addicting but lack and originality. millions of teenage girls have become obsessed with WORDS! for example: edward- he is a made-up vampire that falls in love with an other made-up character, bella swan. HE IS FICTIONAL! he will never fall in love with you, you will never meet him, and if you do, i have a wonderful therapist that lives down my road in sure she would love to chat with you. jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all. and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!? all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive. kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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