Twilight
a poorly written book written by stephanie meyer. the entire twilight saga is this way. the books are incredibly addicting but lack and originality. millions of teenage girls have become obsessed with WORDS! for example: edward- he is a made-up vampire that falls in love with an other made-up character, bella swan. HE IS FICTIONAL! he will never fall in love with you, you will never meet him, and if you do, i have a wonderful therapist that lives down my road in sure she would love to chat with you. jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all. and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!? all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive. kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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