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I should be twelve. I like girls, just don't expect me to say it out loud. I hate 'em too - very loudly. I didn't mean to, somebody pushed me! School days are way too looooong. Weekends are way too short and not enough of 'em. Is it Lunch yet? Who taped thumb tacks to my chair seat?!? I wanna drive it! But I want one with a motor on it! Where's the food? OK, the can's open. Now what? They are not from K Mart! Hey! You ever played with a Harry Potter Broomstick? No, I mean played with one. Do I gotta do math today? Who cares who was President in 1841?!? He's dead ya know! Oh, wow! Stephanie's bending over! Nnnnniiiiiicccccceeeee! I don't think I'll ever be old enough to get away with that. If the doctor puts his hand under boys' balls and says to cough, what does he do to girls, grab their tits and say to fart?

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!

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Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan

Tyler BlevinsNov 4

Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.

Louise W.Nov 3
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My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!

Javier E.Nov 3
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Excellent mug excellent service

Harry R.Nov 3
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this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

AddisonNov 2
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I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

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Review by Blake M.

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.

Blake M.Nov 1

As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.

Etan N.Nov 1
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The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!

Laurie N.Nov 1
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

James G.Oct 31
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Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.

Kaycee B.Oct 31
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My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.

Donald P.Oct 31
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Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!

Michael B.Oct 31
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t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings

joe k.Oct 31

Cute, good quality, *****!

Bonnie H.Oct 30
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Exactly as expected!

Michael C.Oct 29
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.

Dave M.Oct 29
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God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,

Yeetus Da FeetusOct 28

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