Turtlepoop
With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will. If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle. A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience. It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse. A dejavu poop. A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!" It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine. That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out. A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park. A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
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