Tucker Fucker
Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass. Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems. For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door. There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!! If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG. Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made. The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show. Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
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