Trump Supporter

A person who still can’t see through Trump’s conman grift. Fortunately, you’ll probably be able to tell who they are based in how they look. The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender. Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35): Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point. Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55): Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen. Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+): Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts. Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35): Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll. Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55): Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde. Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+): Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.