Trooper Mike
A state trooper who was born and raised in Alma, Missouri. After attending Santa Fe High (go Chiefs!), he majored in criminal justice at Missouri State (class of '07). He often can be found patrolling the i-70 in his good ole' cruiser, sometimes with his police partner Jay Hammersmith. He is a Republican and Southern Baptist, and enjoys listening to country western music. When he is not in his hometown, he is skiing at Vail, Colorado, his favorite ski mountain. On his days off from patrol duty, he can be found hunting, or in the ole' armchair, catching reruns of Wild Roses, The Young and the Restless, As the World Turns, or one of his favorite movies, High Noon, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. He also enjoys watching sports games on TV, and cheers for the Missouri State Bears, the Missouri Tigers, and the Kansas City Royals. Recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented Facebook group, entitled the "Trooper Mike Appreciation Society". This state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. In short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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