Troll

A person that artfully destroys your credibility on office forums/chats. They seek to destroy your beneficial posts by their own gain much like a dirty pirate plundering civilian trade ships. They have no lack of compassion for the fellow man and look to laugh at their very own jokes as you infuriate within yourself. Some have this Trolling skill so trained that in person you don’t understand truth from trolling. The receiver of said troll is constantly burdened mentally which usually results in lashing out from emotional pain and exhaustion, which is exactly what the troll wants and feeds on. The troll only gets stronger at that point diving deeper into Trollism. If they are your friend soon you won’t even recognize them anymore. Some say it’s from complete indulgence in high fluoride levels numbing the pinaeal gland resulting in docile emotions, and trolling then takes hold of the mind. The only remedy for trollism is hours of concentrated photosynthesis. (Possible weakness: Trolls also have a hard time completing regular expressions.)