Tristan
Tristan is an amzing guy. He's funny and caring and can always make you smile even when you're down. He gives the best hugs and you always feel energetic when with him. His laugh and his smile are contagious and often times one finds themself lost in his brown eyes. His freckles are constellations and he consists of stardust. If you find a Tristan, chances are that he's probably a weirdo and a big goof, but he's the most amazing person. He cares about the person he loves more than anything, but sometimes he also needs space to be with his large clan of friends. Hurt a Tristan, and his army will attack. His girlfriend tends to be VERY protective of him because he's such a rare and special person. If you are Tristan's girlfriend, don't let him go. Tristan makes the world turn. Tristan practically lives on music. It's in his veins and his heart. He plays guitar and easily gets bored of any new sports. He's very active and adventurous, so be expecting a curveball 24/7. He can't sit still, so movies aren't really his thing, but i'm sure if one cuddled with him then he MIGHT cave in. That was a MIGHT. Tristan is an overall amazing person and a caring boyfriend. He's funny and very loyal. He makes an amzing friend, but if he is your boyfriend, don't let him go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
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