Trace McSorley
Despite the fact that he led his high school to 4 straight state championship game appearances Very few high major recruiters looked at the 6 foot tall 180 pounder and said Quarterback Throw it on a dime Like y'all aint even trying Just a kid from Briar Woods I'm wearing number 9 Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy Flipped to Happy Valley Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind They can't touch my deep ball Every game I'm scoring I'm your favorite quarterback They call me Trace McSorley Rep that blue and white You know I do it for the glory Baker won the heisman Next up Trace McSorley They call me Trace McSorley I went out to the bar and I woke up in a sorority Michigan defense Softer than that cheesecake Beaver Stadium, get loud Home team, 14 straight And DeAndre going long Back shoulder to Juwan It's that Big Ten title season Try to take me out, too bad We still got Tommy Stevens Throw it on a dime Like y'all aint even trying Just a kid from Briar Woods I'm wearing number 9 Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy Flipped to Happy Valley Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind They can't touch my deep ball Every game I'm scoring I'm your favorite quarterback They call me Trace McSorley Rep that blue and white You know I do it for the glory Baker won the heisman Next up Trace McSorley
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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