townies
Poem About Townies whats with these townies where nike shox? tucking their joggers into their socks, their mothers were slags and their fathers were jocks, In their exams, they failed their mocks, Before they leave school, they'll have babies in flocks, When their 16, they'll be in wedding frocks, taking the piss outta greebos in docs, Walk aroudn in big herds, their fucking cocks! hehe i made this up ages ago randomly. i hate townies. kill them all now & save the world! the human race is polluted!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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