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townies Mug

Townies, now that is some blingin' sh*t, yo! Seriously, these bastards shouldn't deserve to live (if you can call the pathetic thing they have a 'life'). Every night I lay awake in bed with a bible in my hand, thinking: 'On what day did the lord create townies, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?' Look in a bus shelter, you may find one, wearing shirts that say 'von dutch' or FCUK or some american city that nobody wants to visit. You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. Comparing anyone to townies is offensive, so i'm very sorry to all mentioned so far. Oh, and i'm not finished yet. They listen to generic 'gangsta' 'phat' 'beatz', and are so underground and rebellious that the music they like is one of the most commercial and mass produced/marketed musical styles ever. They also like bob marley despite never listening to him or acknowledging his pacifist message, but whenever they get a chance, they cover all school design projects with ganja leaves, making it cool to be slowly killing themselves. They also manage to make anything into a sex reference. EG: *actual conversation* townie 1: Yo man, she iz wel fit, innit! (points at ugly female townie with face offensive to anyone with eyes) townie 2: Yo meen da 1 wit' da Burba...bur.. burbar..red cap? Townie 1: I'd like to wear 'er capyo no wat i meen? Townie 1: (looks confused,thinks for a minute) ... Yeah man, innit! What an intellect, eh? Seriously, townies are hard people, if they outnumber you 50 to 1, they will consider attacking you until they realise that they'd rather be doing it with their sister/brother. They also prove how 'ard they are by shouting 'ya mum' at you. they kiss their 'bitches' in public, and have no sense of people looking and thinking: 'what a load of *****s', because theyre cool to their 'cru', so obviously their lives will amount to more than a part time job at mcdonalds drive thru. No, wait...

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it

First* L. Apr 18

Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!

Michael H. Apr 18
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this mug summs up my entire life

TrollSoul Apr 17

BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY

Pammila G. Apr 17

Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^

Jonny H. Apr 15
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IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

C W. Apr 15

very good for lean 😾😾💪

aura Apr 14

Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc

Nigel P. Apr 14

As usual very quick professional seller.

G. S. Apr 14
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ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT

Mother C. Apr 12

I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool

Maged H. Apr 12

I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue

Kyle H. Apr 12
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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B. Apr 10

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

Ocean Apr 10

I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

So dope.

Donald W. Apr 6
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Its insane

Jimmy B. Apr 5

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a. Apr 5

Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B. Apr 4
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