townie

townies are girls and boys who have no direction in life and choose to look the same as everyone else. they pray to rappers whos name they probably cant spell e.g. 50 cent, dizzee rascal. they have no colour coordination with their fashion and so have to buy tracksuits that are already matched for them. their lives are so sad and pathetic they feel they have to wear fake gold and involve themselves in everyone elses life to make theirs seem and feel a little less pathetic. the female versions of the species (chavettes) usually smother themselves in make up and wear as little clothing as possible to attract other people who are not attrected to them and just think of them as skanks which they are. the males usually tend to insult everyone to make them feel bigger and steal off of and hurt defenseless people which makes them look even weaker.