townie
British term. People (though i prefer to refer to them as 'things' or 'it') also known as 'neds', 'rudeboys' and/or 'ruders', depending on where they are located in the country. You will usually find them 'hanging out'or 'chillin' in parks, town centres (as the name suggests), or huddled in little golf GTIs (small cars) with the speakers turned up loud enough for everyone to hear their 'blingin tunes' which predominantly consist of Blazin squad, So solid crew, and other so called 'music' performed by either black rappers (which most townies insist they are) or equally retarded townie type people. the only difference between the townies performing the music and the townies listening to the music is that the performers have a job that doesnt involve flipping burgers or spitting in boxes of onion rings. townies like their cars because it means they can hurl abuse at passers by without fear of getting beaten up, as most townies are cowards and only decide to fight people when they are with all their 'homies'. The people townies usually pick on are.. well, everyone else; townies are usually identified by a combination of thier style of clothing (if u can call it style) and their lary, rude and abusive attitude, however as the majority of people townies choose to yell at/beat up are generally nicer personality-wise, these people are categorized by townies into groups based soley on their items of clothing e.g goths, greebs, moshers, skaters, anyone who refuses to dress and act the way they do. Regardless of the amount of people townies choose to hate, they make little effort, or are incapable of, coming up with decent insults. Their random abusive yells usually consist of 'f*ing goth' 'f*ing greeb' or simply 'skater!!' or 'big trousers!' If you pass some townies in the street, be prepared for a laugh, they WILL yell something at u, thats all they ever do, don't bother letting it get to u.. take comfort in the knowledge that in 20 years they'll be living in the same town, except in their own council house buying large nappy supplies with dole money.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
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I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
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Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
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