townie
If you, like me, are lucky enough to live near Middlesbrough you will see more than your fair share of townies: Hopelessly retarded scumbags who, if male, will wear an almost horizonal baseball cap (usually tartan), either some sort of tracksuit top or a Reebok sweatshirt, with Adidas, Reebok, Nike etc. tracksuit bottoms tucked into a pair of scruffy football socks and topped off with a pair of scuffed Ellesse/Adidas/Lacoste trainers. They will be found riding their bikes through the middle of town with about 5 of their mates, listening to "happy hardcore" and/or garage music ;/;/ or sat outside the off license in gangs of ten or more waiting for "our brova" to come out with their bottle of cider. Female townies indulge in similar activities but rather than sporting a (most likely stolen) bike, will have a pram with their bastard child in it. You can recognise them by the incredibly tight ponytails, too much make up and combo of Kappa tracksuit top and leggings/shell suit bottoms, along with their constant cries (and this counts for males as well) of "ere youuu!" Other activities they enjoy are: being knobheads, giving people a hard time for NO reason, calling people moshers because they wear baggy jeans, making normal, respectable people's lives less fun, burning things, stealing things and generally making the world a worse place. Judging by the amount of negative comments on this site it appears that NO-ONE likes them and they would probably all just be better off dead. I hate them, their very existence makes me unhappy, although at least I am safe in the knowledge that I aren't one :).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
As always, a great gift.
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Excellent mug excellent service
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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