Townie
A stupid arse man beast licking cult, who thinks that they look good in a tracksuit....you stupid townies....you all look the same in your lacoste tracksuits...l.tracksuits are used for running round a track in....hence TRACKsuit....stupid fools. They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds. They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites. They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back. They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself. They always say "arr mate" which is well gay THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
Im gay so love this mug
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
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So funny and fun to share. Great gift
I have a persona/troll character on Roblox named: HaunCoolGamer, I bought this bc the actual definition of Haun totally fits Haun's brand.😎 10/10: Very epic.
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Good quality, not cheesy.
It’s an awesome mug
it's great get it with the definition of your b and make it cuteee
Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
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