Townie
Non-conforming teenagers who believe the best way to rebel against society is to wear dark clothing, smoke cigarettes, listen to heavy rock, work at fast food restaurants, and brag about how much they party (when in actuality happens very rarely, possibly never). Unfortunately for them, they don't realize by acting this way they are only hurting themselves, how they are viewed by the public, and any former relationships (sexual and/or family) they may have had. Eventually when they hit somewhere in the region of 30 (give or take 5 years), they have a very depressing reality check whilst looking in a mirror; realizing they have a major lack of education, no friends or family, no stable (and good-paying) job, and no pretty, colorful clothes. Contrary to the European definition (which is stated as someone who wears athletic clothing, plays sports, and fools around with members of the opposite sex persistantly), these townies are viewed as non-athletic, non-appealing, (for lack of a better word) dogs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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