Townie
A townie (UK countryside slang) is a person from a town or a city. Symptoms of this disease include being horrified that you've named the turkey that you're fattening up up for Christmas dinner, calling a cow a bull and not knowing what a heifer is. This is a disease can be cured by living in the countryside for two years, and making yourself look like an arse to the amusement of every other country dweller.
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