Towner
Any person who likes to draw attention to one’s self in order to feel secure. They feel most at home downtown, where they are free to attend numerous clubs and show off various useless skills. Often on the shorter side, these people destroy anything/anyone that crosses their paths, including rampaging pencil-maniacs. In that particular case, the offenders are taunted then thrown into tables. They do not respond well to any type of adult authority. Yet they still manage to avoid consequences in most situations. On numerous occasions their free time is spent playing ridiculous pranks. Some of these pranks include stuffing a turkey in a classmate’s locker (this later ended up on the roof of the school) and leaving bags of feces on people’s door steps. They most often are dressed in black with the occasional “too blue” jeans. In this case, they complain for an hour or so when they have realized their wardrobe malfunction. Changing the color has been attempted by scribbling over the odd colored areas with a pencil. Along with the hoodie they would rather not part with despite the broken zipper, they also have a tendency to walk around the school singing songs recorded by The Beatles and The Doors. They do so while wearing their “Stoner Shades” which are more commonly known as Aviators. They also have a tendency to injure themselves completing pointless actions. These moments usually occur on the way to or during the most boring class of the day. Some acts of stupidity include punching a locker, banging their knuckles against the side of a table, and numerous attempts to bring the feeling back into their numb limbs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
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I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.
Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.
Perfect!!
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i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny
my partner thought it was very silly
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