Tortured Soul
A brooding being who seeks a meaning to his empty existence. These guys are rare (practically non-existent anywhere with a ‘lad’ culture) & require a keen eye to detect the torment that binds them and an empathic individual to bring them out of their shell. Two types of tortured souls: ‘The destructive’ these come in the form of misunderstood addicts with a low anger tolerance. They become violent quickly and flare into strange moods due to their over passionate nature. Even with their exertions these guys still retain the capability to shag you senseless; ‘The virtuosos’ these are the undiscovered geniuses of the tortured soul variety. It can be a blessing, or more predominantly a curse. Found perusing over a book of sonnets or dishing out a new Mona Lisa all in one day. They are meticulous beings that keep to themselves and rarely communicate other than stating their next order at the local coffee shop. Nevertheless, they are hot-blooded individuals whose fiery character leads them to fall either desperately and irrevocably into enlightenment or darkness. They too can shag you into oblivion.These two types can often collide and overlap giving you the ‘Twofold-Tortured Soul’. A unique combination, characterised by their emotional state of permanent angst – if found, they need to find their eternal soul-mate Cosmo immediately. Otherwise they will lapse into a violent state of Karmic Destruction – the need to destroy their body and soul together to end their agony.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares
This was a gift for my wife. She loves it.
The custom word and design came out perfectly, and my girlfriend absolutely adored the mug; I'll absolutely consider more custom-printed cups for birthdays and other occasions in the future.
Purchased this custom mug for my teenager, and they love it! The first comment was that the coffee stayed hot longer. Solid mug and the custom text isn't wearing ff after so many uses. Will definitely buy again.
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
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