Tortoise and Hare
When a big, beefy, silent, serious and wise guy is in love with a petite, agile, active and sunny girl, who is in love with the guy. Normally this relations works like this: The guy (the tortoise) is the brains and brawns of the couple, and the girl (the hare) is the Public relationships Manager. She will start the 99% percent of all conversations with strangers while the tortoise hugs her from behind and hides himself behind her, in any other non-social activity, this is reversed: The tortoise would instruct the hare to climb on his back to carry her around everywhere like a human backpack, of course while constantly hugging him. While in public the hare takes the dominant role to iniciate activities and talk to other people, this role is reversed in private: The guy takes the dominant role (sexually) and is the ones who tops. However, the tortoise still has the responsability to make sure his hare is comfortable and safe during sex. Is absolutly normal for the tortoise to eventually get his legs tired and fall off, in this case, the hare is allowed to cowgirl until climax or tiredness. In the later case, the two will just hug, kiss and rub thelselfs to eachother, while also both masturbating their partherns specifict reproductive aparatus. Tortoise responsabilities: Teach your hare about life and make love to her. Hare responsabilites: Keep your tortoise active with new stuff and make love to him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
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Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.

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The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
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